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Sayalay Santacari
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5/16/12 8:07 PM
OK a couple of old jokes
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
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Crusty S Lobster
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11/15/12 3:13 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Q: What do you call someone who has gained Enlightenment?
A: Nothing . . .
. . . they call you.
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Mario Nistri
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11/15/12 4:34 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
How do you know when you are meditating too much?
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
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Crusty S Lobster
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11/15/12 8:22 AM as a reply to Mario Nistri.
Q : What is the Buddhas favourite movie?
A:
Dumb and Dharma
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Simon T.
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11/15/12 8:15 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
-How many enlightened beings does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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Garrett E
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12/23/12 10:44 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
*Smacks hand on table.*
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James Phillip Turpin
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6/19/13 9:46 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
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Mind over easy
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6/19/13 10:40 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Some monk:
"Some say there is mind. I say there is no mind... but never mind!"
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Mind over easy
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6/19/13 10:56 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
News headlines:
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
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