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5/16/12 8:07 PM
OK a couple of old jokes

how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?

none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...

how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?

there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...

RE: Jokes
jokes
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11/15/12 3:13 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Q: What do you call someone who has gained Enlightenment?
A: Nothing . . .
. . . they call you.
emoticon

RE: Jokes
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11/15/12 4:34 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
How do you know when you are meditating too much?

When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".

RE: Jokes
dharma jokes
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11/15/12 8:22 AM as a reply to Mario Nistri.
emoticon

Q : What is the Buddhas favourite movie?
A: Dumb and Dharma

RE: Jokes
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11/15/12 8:15 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
-How many enlightened beings does it take to change a light bulb? One.

RE: Jokes
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12/23/12 10:44 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Knock Knock.

Who's there?


*Smacks hand on table.*

RE: Jokes
non-dual three charactistics jokes
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6/19/13 9:46 AM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.

RE: Jokes
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6/19/13 10:40 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
Some monk:

"Some say there is mind. I say there is no mind... but never mind!"

RE: Jokes
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6/19/13 10:56 PM as a reply to Sayalay Santacari.
News headlines:

"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"


"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"



Are Buddhists self-conscious?


For web-developer nerds:

(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found

(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently






(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)