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A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor

A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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10/8/12 4:22 AM
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RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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10/8/12 4:27 AM as a reply to lee rogers.

RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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10/11/12 12:04 PM as a reply to lee rogers.
An oldie but a goodie (and this one has seen some years...):


RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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11/5/12 8:24 PM as a reply to lee rogers.
A few chuckles for a Monday:

Opportunity knocks.
Karma hunts you down.

Why are there no good Buddhist blues guitarists?
They have no soul.

Student: What happens after death?
Master: I don’t know.
Student: How can you not know? You are a Zen master.
Master: Yes, but I’m not a dead one.

The Buddhist hands the vendor a five. The vendor gives the Buddhist the hot dog. The Buddhist stands there waiting for change. The vendor shakes her head and says, “Change comes from within.”

A novice monk asked his master : " Master, can a monk use email ?"
Master replied, " Sure, as long as there are no attachments"

Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!! "


Metta,

Brian.

RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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11/6/12 9:13 AM as a reply to Brian Eleven.
Brian Eleven:
The Buddhist hands the vendor a five. The vendor gives the Buddhist the hot dog. The Buddhist stands there waiting for change. The vendor shakes her head and says, “Change comes from within.”

Once I read a different version that had this before:
A Buddhist goes to buy a pizza, when the vendor asks the toppings, he answers: "Make me one with everything".

RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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11/6/12 9:49 PM as a reply to John P.
John P:
Brian Eleven:
The Buddhist hands the vendor a five. The vendor gives the Buddhist the hot dog. The Buddhist stands there waiting for change. The vendor shakes her head and says, “Change comes from within.”

Once I read a different version that had this before:
A Buddhist goes to buy a pizza, when the vendor asks the toppings, he answers: "Make me one with everything".


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RE: A site of no value ... Buddhist Humor
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12/1/12 9:16 PM as a reply to Simon T..






Metta,

Brian.