https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRgI have encountered some of these people in my days. He forgot that inorder to be a guru you need to have a flower next to you when talking. But not a standard one, no no it must be an asian looking one.
I liked the comment about talking quietly and softly. "If I talk to loud maybe my ego will wake up.". "If I talk softly and slowly, my point will be much clerarer". Its like talking loudly at someone that doesnt speak your language hoping they will understand you. I like gurus with joie de viere.
