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Sayalay Santacari, modified 11 Years ago at 5/16/12 8:07 PM
Created 11 Years ago at 5/16/12 8:07 PM

Jokes

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OK a couple of old jokes

how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?

none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...

how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?

there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
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Crusty S Lobster, modified 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 3:13 AM
Created 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 3:13 AM

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Q: What do you call someone who has gained Enlightenment?
A: Nothing . . .
. . . they call you.
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M N, modified 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 4:34 AM
Created 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 4:28 AM

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How do you know when you are meditating too much?

When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
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Crusty S Lobster, modified 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 8:22 AM
Created 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 8:22 AM

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Q : What is the Buddhas favourite movie?
A: Dumb and Dharma
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Simon T, modified 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 8:15 PM
Created 11 Years ago at 11/15/12 8:15 PM

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-How many enlightened beings does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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Garrett E, modified 11 Years ago at 12/23/12 10:44 PM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?


*Smacks hand on table.*
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James Phillip Turpin, modified 10 Years ago at 6/19/13 9:46 AM
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Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
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Mind over easy, modified 10 Years ago at 6/19/13 10:40 PM
Created 10 Years ago at 6/19/13 10:40 PM

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Some monk:

"Some say there is mind. I say there is no mind... but never mind!"
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Mind over easy, modified 10 Years ago at 6/19/13 10:56 PM
Created 10 Years ago at 6/19/13 10:45 PM

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News headlines:

"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"


"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"



Are Buddhists self-conscious?


For web-developer nerds:

(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found

(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently






(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
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