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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Yash C	6.12.2017 8:12
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	6.12.2017 10:08
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Eelco ten Have	6.12.2017 10:30
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	6.12.2017 10:33
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	8.12.2017 10:12
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Stuie Charles Law	11.12.2017 1:34
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	11.12.2017 8:14
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	11.12.2017 13:10
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	12.12.2017 13:55
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	JohnM	7.3.2018 18:17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	8.3.2018 7:00
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	8.3.2018 10:09
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	8.3.2018 12:38
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Lars	8.3.2018 18:34
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	I Dream of Jnani	13.7.2018 15:46

Yash C, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 6.12.2017 8:12

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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

Dream Walker, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 6.12.2017 10:08

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Oom

Eelco ten Have, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 6.12.2017 10:30

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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She continued chewing grass.

Dream Walker, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 6.12.2017 10:33

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Yash C:

Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

I renounce all previous claims of enlightenment because this one is the real deal....

shargrol, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 8.12.2017 10:12

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Stuie Charles Law, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 11.12.2017 1:34

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Before enlightenment, chew grass, give milk.
After enlightenment, chew grass give milk

shargrol, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 11.12.2017 8:14

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junglist, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 11.12.2017 13:10

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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So, was jumping over the moon just A&P? emoticon

junglist, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 12.12.2017 13:55

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Angra Mainyu:

Q.:
What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A.:

...בורג אתם, אני הולך הביתה

Nice, so as well as become some sort of mechanic, it had a sex change when it got enlightened? emoticon

JohnM, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 7.3.2018 18:17

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Sitting quietly, doing nothing
Spring comes , and the grass eats by itself.

Chris M, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 8.3.2018 7:00

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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This is all udder nonsense.

shargrol, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 8.3.2018 10:09

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth.

Chris M, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 8.3.2018 12:38

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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You're trying to steer the conversation!

Lars, muokattu 6 Vuodet sitten at 8.3.2018 18:34

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

I Dream of Jnani, muokattu 5 Vuodet sitten at 13.7.2018 15:46

Created 5 Vuodet ago at 13.7.2018 15:46

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Lars:

The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

That's great and a really open admission. I hold my "beef" while reading D.O. posts, yet the experience is more like holding a "link".