I had a dream of watching a video where aron ra (a youtube atheist) and daniel ingram were talking about concentration, specifically that danny devito's claim that smoking crack gets you perfect concentration is false because they tried it themselves (imagine daniel and aron smoking crack just to test this) and found that it only gets you to "odeen" concentration (pretty sure my brain made this word up, I don't think it is a real thing) and that consistent practice can get you aha'odeen concentration, which is unshakeable concentration to the bone. This video was going on while flashing back and forth between them talking and a video of danny devito messily eating cake, his face and hands covered in it and everything

Just to be sure, nothing in this dream is real as far as I know, lol. What a thing for my mind to generate

Well it's well known good concentration comes at a price. You gotta pay the troll toll... to learn about no-soul!

This is great. A new coveted entry in the woefully underused "humor" category.

I'm sure judicious usage of smoking crack would probably help. Especially shoot up a micro dose of heroin with it. Of course at these dosages you really don't need to be shooting up. But how else are you gonna turn a life time supply of meditation-intended, speedball concentration boosting heroin into a double lifetime supply? You ain't. 

Lol, I'm glad you guys found it funny

A Buddhist Danny DeVito.

Lol that's great

O.o