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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Yash C	08:12 06/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	10:08 06/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Eelco ten Have	10:30 06/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	10:33 06/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	10:12 08/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Stuie Charles Law	01:34 11/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	08:14 11/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	13:10 11/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	13:55 12/12/17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	JohnM	18:17 07/03/18
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	07:00 08/03/18
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	10:09 08/03/18
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	12:38 08/03/18
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Lars	18:34 08/03/18
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	I Dream of Jnani	15:46 13/07/18

Yash C, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 08:12 06/12/17

Created 6 שנים ago at 08:11 06/12/17

What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

Dream Walker, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 10:08 06/12/17

Created 6 שנים ago at 10:08 06/12/17

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Oom

Eelco ten Have, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 10:30 06/12/17

Created 6 שנים ago at 10:30 06/12/17

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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She continued chewing grass.

Dream Walker, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 10:33 06/12/17

Created 6 שנים ago at 10:33 06/12/17

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Yash C:

Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

I renounce all previous claims of enlightenment because this one is the real deal....

shargrol, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 10:12 08/12/17

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Stuie Charles Law, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 01:34 11/12/17

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Before enlightenment, chew grass, give milk.
After enlightenment, chew grass give milk

shargrol, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 08:14 11/12/17

Created 6 שנים ago at 08:14 11/12/17

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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junglist, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 13:10 11/12/17

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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So, was jumping over the moon just A&P? emoticon

junglist, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 13:55 12/12/17

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Angra Mainyu:

Q.:
What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A.:

...בורג אתם, אני הולך הביתה

Nice, so as well as become some sort of mechanic, it had a sex change when it got enlightened? emoticon

JohnM, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 18:17 07/03/18

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Sitting quietly, doing nothing
Spring comes , and the grass eats by itself.

Chris M, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 07:00 08/03/18

Created 6 שנים ago at 07:00 08/03/18

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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This is all udder nonsense.

shargrol, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 10:09 08/03/18

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RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth.

Chris M, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 12:38 08/03/18

Created 6 שנים ago at 12:38 08/03/18

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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You're trying to steer the conversation!

Lars, שונה לפני 6 שנים at 18:34 08/03/18

Created 6 שנים ago at 18:34 08/03/18

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

I Dream of Jnani, שונה לפני 5 שנים at 15:46 13/07/18

Created 5 שנים ago at 15:46 13/07/18

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Lars:

The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

That's great and a really open admission. I hold my "beef" while reading D.O. posts, yet the experience is more like holding a "link".