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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Yash C	06/12/17 08:12
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	06/12/17 10:08
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Eelco ten Have	06/12/17 10:30
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Dream Walker	06/12/17 10:33
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	08/12/17 10:12
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Stuie Charles Law	11/12/17 01:34
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	11/12/17 08:14
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	11/12/17 13:10
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	junglist	12/12/17 13:55
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	JohnM	07/03/18 18:17
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	08/03/18 07:00
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	shargrol	08/03/18 10:09
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Chris M	08/03/18 12:38
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	Lars	08/03/18 18:34
RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?	I Dream of Jnani	13/07/18 15:46

Yash C, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 06/12/17 08:12

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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

Dream Walker, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 06/12/17 10:08

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Oom

Eelco ten Have, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 06/12/17 10:30

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She continued chewing grass.

Dream Walker, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 06/12/17 10:33

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Yash C:

Q. What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A. mu

I renounce all previous claims of enlightenment because this one is the real deal....

shargrol, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 08/12/17 10:12

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Stuie Charles Law, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 11/12/17 01:34

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Before enlightenment, chew grass, give milk.
After enlightenment, chew grass give milk

shargrol, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 11/12/17 08:14

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junglist, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 11/12/17 13:10

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So, was jumping over the moon just A&P? emoticon

junglist, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 12/12/17 13:55

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Angra Mainyu:

Q.:
What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A.:

...בורג אתם, אני הולך הביתה

Nice, so as well as become some sort of mechanic, it had a sex change when it got enlightened? emoticon

JohnM, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 07/03/18 18:17

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Sitting quietly, doing nothing
Spring comes , and the grass eats by itself.

Chris M, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 08/03/18 07:00

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This is all udder nonsense.

shargrol, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 08/03/18 10:09

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I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth.

Chris M, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 08/03/18 12:38

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You're trying to steer the conversation!

Lars, modificado 6 Anos atrás at 08/03/18 18:34

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The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

I Dream of Jnani, modificado 5 Anos atrás at 13/07/18 15:46

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Lars:

The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

That's great and a really open admission. I hold my "beef" while reading D.O. posts, yet the experience is more like holding a "link".