Retreat facilities available for Virginia, USA at special meditators' discount


https://www.anvilcampground.com/cabins-lodging



$50/night, plus tax, if space is available--- no minimum stay anymore.

mention "meditation special" or "tim fucking farrington" when you call, for discount.

Dear Tim,

During this so-called retreat, isn't it true that you would just be bugging me the whole time and trying to lure me down the street to your site to just shoot the shit and get drunk?

sincerely, Dubious


Dear Dubious,

Yes, that is true.

love, tim