CAST OF CHARACTERS

ALAN, the bewildered worldling
BETH, the overly euphoric, newly minted sotapanna

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Alan and Beth are chilling on their porch, having coffee...

ALAN
What got you so excited?

BETH
I finally get it now!!! I see what can fix what's wrong with my mind! I know how minds are fixed!

ALAN
And how is that?

BETH
It's like a computer!!! 

ALAN
Come again?

BETH
Turn it off and turn it on again!!!

ALAN
.....?

BETH
Cessatiiiiiooooon!!!