A: Hello, welcome to the NDS, how may "I" help "you"
B: Hi – why are you doing that thing with your fingers when you say I and you?
A: "I" and "you" are merely external concepts, they have no inherent existence in reality
B: Ah, "I" see, *winks*
A: So how can I help you?
B: Well I need a lawnmower and some garden gnomes for my new home business
A: Very nice, gnomes are in aisle 4, lawn mowers are at the far back
– a long time passes –
B: Sup, so I finally found my stuff, where should I pay?
A: I'll take it over here... You're total is... *squints at register*, that's odd, I've never seen this number before
B: *peers around the cashier and sees a number 2*
B: Oh that's a two! *B beams cheerfully and hands him two bucks*
A: *shakes his head in disbelief*, I don't understand...
B shrugs and leaves the store.
To be continued...
