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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Q.  What did the cow say when it became Enlightened? 

A.  mu

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/6/17 10:08 AM as a reply to Yash C.
Oom

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/6/17 10:30 AM as a reply to Yash C.
She continued chewing grass.

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/6/17 10:33 AM as a reply to Yash C.
Yash C:
Q.  What did the cow say when it became Enlightened? 

A.  mu


I renounce all previous claims of enlightenment  because this one is the real deal....

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/8/17 10:12 AM as a reply to Dream Walker.
emoticon

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/11/17 1:34 AM as a reply to Yash C.
Before enlightenment, chew grass, give milk.
After enlightenment,  chew grass give milk

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/11/17 8:14 AM as a reply to Stuie Charles Law.
emoticon

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/11/17 1:10 PM as a reply to Stuie Charles Law.
So, was jumping over the moon just A&P? emoticon

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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12/12/17 1:55 PM as a reply to Yash C.
Angra Mainyu:
Q.:
What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A.:

...בורג אתם, אני הולך הביתה



Nice, so as well as become some sort of mechanic, it had a sex change when it got enlightened?emoticon

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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3/7/18 6:17 PM as a reply to Yash C.
Sitting quietly, doing nothing
Spring comes , and the grass eats by itself.

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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3/8/18 7:00 AM as a reply to JohnM.
This is all udder nonsense.

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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3/8/18 10:09 AM as a reply to Chris Marti.
I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth.

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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3/8/18 12:38 PM as a reply to shargrol.
You're trying to steer the conversation!

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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3/8/18 6:34 PM as a reply to Chris Marti.
The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.

RE: What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?
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7/13/18 3:46 PM as a reply to Lars.
Lars:
The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.


That's great and a really open admission. I hold my "beef" while reading D.O. posts, yet the experience is more like holding a "link".