What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Yash C, modified 4 Years ago at 12/6/17 8:12 AM
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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

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Q.  What did the cow say when it became Enlightened? 

A.  mu
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Dream Walker, modified 4 Years ago at 12/6/17 10:08 AM
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Oom
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Eelco ten Have, modified 4 Years ago at 12/6/17 10:30 AM
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She continued chewing grass.
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Dream Walker, modified 4 Years ago at 12/6/17 10:33 AM
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Yash C:
Q.  What did the cow say when it became Enlightened? 

A.  mu


I renounce all previous claims of enlightenment  because this one is the real deal....
shargrol, modified 4 Years ago at 12/8/17 10:12 AM
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Stuie Charles Law, modified 4 Years ago at 12/11/17 1:34 AM
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Before enlightenment, chew grass, give milk.
After enlightenment,  chew grass give milk
shargrol, modified 4 Years ago at 12/11/17 8:14 AM
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junglist, modified 4 Years ago at 12/11/17 1:10 PM
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So, was jumping over the moon just A&P? emoticon
junglist, modified 4 Years ago at 12/12/17 1:55 PM
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Angra Mainyu:
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What did the cow say when it became Enlightened?

A.:

...בורג אתם, אני הולך הביתה



Nice, so as well as become some sort of mechanic, it had a sex change when it got enlightened?emoticon
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JohnM, modified 4 Years ago at 3/7/18 6:17 PM
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Sitting quietly, doing nothing
Spring comes , and the grass eats by itself.
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Chris M, modified 4 Years ago at 3/8/18 7:00 AM
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This is all udder nonsense.
shargrol, modified 4 Years ago at 3/8/18 10:09 AM
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I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth.
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Chris M, modified 4 Years ago at 3/8/18 12:38 PM
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You're trying to steer the conversation!
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Lars, modified 4 Years ago at 3/8/18 6:34 PM
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The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.
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I Dream of Jnani, modified 3 Years ago at 7/13/18 3:46 PM
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Lars:
The original question is moot, and I won't be cowed into dropping my beef.


That's great and a really open admission. I hold my "beef" while reading D.O. posts, yet the experience is more like holding a "link".

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