A Meditation Guy

A Meditation Guy Jake Barnes 3/10/22 3:25 PM
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RE: A Meditation Guy Adi Vader 3/10/22 8:23 PM
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RE: A Meditation Guy Martin 3/11/22 12:19 PM
RE: A Meditation Guy This very moment 3/10/22 6:07 PM
RE: A Meditation Guy Helen Pohl 3/11/22 2:09 AM
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RE: A Meditation Guy Sigma Tropic 3/11/22 9:44 AM
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RE: A Meditation Guy Sigma Tropic 3/11/22 9:46 AM
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RE: A Meditation Guy Papa Che Dusko 3/11/22 9:55 AM
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:25 PM
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A Meditation Guy

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Meditation guy who announces full enlightenment on online forum and concludes with "any questions?"
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:25 PM
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Meditation guy who uses more than two Pali words in a post.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:21 PM
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Meditation guy whose username ends with "-ness".
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:25 PM
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Meditation guy who always replies to your question with, "who is asking that question?"
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:26 PM
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Meditation guy whose self-intro is 14 paragraphs of highly idiosyncratic experiences that concludes with, "what happened to me and how do I use it?"
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:22 PM
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Meditation guy who closes eyes while speaking on Zoom calls.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:22 PM
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Meditation guy who knows what the Buddha "actually taught."
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:26 PM
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Meditation guy who is "technically" done.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:26 PM
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Meditation guy who knows he is done because he feels like he is done.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:30 PM
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Meditation guy who is done because another meditation guy told him he's done.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:27 PM
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Meditation guy whose life is in total disarray.  Except for the part where he is meditating.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:27 PM
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Meditation guy who has the voice of an animal, especially a lion.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:27 PM
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Meditation guy who always talks about another meditation guy.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:28 PM
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Meditation guy who only replies with quotes from Rumi, Dogen, or Shinzen Young.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:28 PM
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Meditation guy who sits on a cushion so much that he becomes "fearless."
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:29 PM
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Meditation guy who can't fall asleep wondering if AF is the same thing as rigpa.
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:29 PM
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Meditation guy who is "free," but not "actually free."
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Jake Barnes, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 3:29 PM
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Meditation guy who follows all the precepts except the one about sleeping in a high bed.
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J W, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 5:38 PM
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This has been the most interesting and fun to read troll post so far. Well done!
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J W, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 5:47 PM
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BTW Jake have you seen this? you might like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbzs_5gD2DM

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This very moment, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 6:07 PM
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Meditation guy who doesn't meditate 
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Adi Vader, modified 2 Years ago at 3/10/22 8:23 PM
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Pali is for betas, the sigmas use sanskrit.
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Helen Pohl, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 2:09 AM
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This should be a four-panel comic.
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Chris M, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 7:17 AM
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This is a nice diversion from all the meditation guys.
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Edward, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:16 AM
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Love these. And ouch. 
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:44 AM
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Meditation guy who shuts up and pays attention to the sensations
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:45 AM
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Meditation guy who reads the anapanasati sutta
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:46 AM
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meditation guy who doesn't mind what happens
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:49 AM
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meditation guy taking a chill pill
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Papa Che Dusko, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 9:55 AM
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You are describing me!!! 
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 10:02 AM
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meditation guy with discernment of long and short breaths 
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 10:04 AM
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meditation guy who breathes sensitive to rapture 
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Sigma Tropic, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 10:09 AM
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There is the case where a meditation guy, secluded from sensuality, secluded from unskillful qualities, enters & remains in the first jhana: rapture & pleasure born of seclusion, accompanied by directed thought & evaluation.
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Martin, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 12:19 PM
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BTW Jake have you seen this? you might like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbzs_5gD2DM
That is hillarious! 
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Papa Che Dusko, modified 2 Years ago at 3/11/22 2:42 PM
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There is this case of the meditation guy being in need to buy more toilet paper! emoticon emoticon 
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Ni Nurta, modified 2 Years ago at 3/12/22 7:21 AM
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Meditation guy who always talks about another meditation guy who will end up in Buddhist hell.
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This very moment, modified 2 Years ago at 3/12/22 10:16 AM
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A Meditation Guy, Rabbi, and Priest walk into a bar....
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Papa Che Dusko, modified 2 Years ago at 3/12/22 11:58 AM
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The drinks are on me tonight!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon 
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This very moment, modified 2 Years ago at 3/13/22 11:25 AM
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A Meditation Guy watching a Meditation Guy write about it on the DhO
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